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ARTIMATT WALL: AN ARRAY OF ALL MY (PHOTOGRAPHED) PIECES THUSFAR(34)
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CD~HOMEMOBILE (TOUCHING TESTIMONIAL BELOW)
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" I WAS AMAZED AT HOW THE CD~HOMEMOBILE MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED MY SURROUNDINS ...
AND I LIVE IN A SEEDY MOBILEHOME PARK ... I CAN'T FATHOM HOW BEAUTIFUL IT'D BE IF, Y'KNOW,
I LIVED IN BETTER SURROUNDINS ... LIKE A DOUBLE-WIDE IN A PAVED PARK ... NOT NEXT DOOR TO
A RENDERIN' PLANT ... EXCEPT, A'COURSE, THEN YA WOULDN'T HAVE THE SAME BRUTAL DEGREE A'
CONTRAST THAT COMES FROM INCORPORATIN' THE PIECE INTO MY PRESENT "NEGATIVITY SPACE"
...WOW, THERE FER A SECOND, I ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE WHO MATTERS, LIKE T-T-T-THOMAS
KINKADE ... DAMN, SORRY, I TOLD MYSELF, "MARGIE MAY STRUGGINS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET ALL
WEEPY DURIN' YER TESTIMONIAL...OR TOUCH YERSELF." WELL, ONE FER TWO ISN'T HALF BAD, IS IT?
OH, WAIT, LEMME CONSULT MY ABRACADABRACUS ... THERE, SEE, IT'S WORKIN' ... HMMM, THAT'S
A-WHOLE-LOTTA LETTERS ... OKAY ... "IT IS EXACTLY HALF, YOU BRAINDEAD BITCH" ... WELL, WE'LL
JUST SEE ABOUT THAT ... FIRST, I'LL CHANGE THAT TO ZERO OUTTA TWO ... AND, SECOND, HERE'S
SOME EAR PLUGS ... THESE ABRACADABRACUS BOARDS TEND TO SCREAM WHEN YA BURN 'EM ...
MR. CUS, HOW BOUT YOU START CALCULATIN' HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE TO INCINERATE YER MYSTI-
CAL ASS, OR, IF YOU PREFER, THE ODDS THAT YOU'LL BE AROUND TO CRACK WISE AGAIN, 'KAY?"
~ MARGIE MAY STRUGGINS ~ MOBILE ALABAMADANNA ~
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